EVICTED
Don't
mistake
what
I'm saying
He was sitting there sipping a cup of coffee
At a stoplight in Berkeley in his pick-up truck
An emergency crew was stopped there there too
And they rushed in when the tree fell and crushed him
And everybody thought it was so queer
Something nobody could have predicted
But we are all just tenants here
And that day, that guy got
Evicted
No legal notice
Evicted
No posted warning
Evicted
Just a final summons
Evicted
That fateful morning
She was driving south through Vacaville in the rain
When a car hit a cow in the northbound lane
That heifer flew and crashed into the windshield of her truck
And they were both out of luck
And everybody thought it was so weird
Something nobody would have predicted
But if we are all just tenants here
Then that gal and that cow got
Evicted
No legal notice
Evicted
No posted warning
Evicted
Just a final summons
Evicted
And now we're mourning
Don't mistake what I'm saying now
This isn't legal advice
But steering clear of falling trees and flying cows
Would be nice.